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Horroscope: what snack would you be?
Published by Carly on 2024-03-10 in Pop
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Aries
If you were a snack you would be a ham sandwich. This is THE snack but unfortunately for you there are many who think the same, so much so that you'll have to share your sandwich with everyone and you'll only have a bite left.

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Taurus
If you were a snack you would be a packaged brioche. A very respectable snack, nothing to say, too bad that this week you will have as many joys as jam in the brioche... so -1.

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Gemini
If you were a snack you would be tea with biscuits. If your week is worthy of your regal attitude when you drink your tea as if you were in the Victorian age then you have a wonderful week ahead of you!

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Cancer
If you were a snack you would be an ice cream. There's nothing better than a nice ice cream snack, too bad it's winter and this week if you eat too much of it you could end up with a stomach ache.

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Leo
If you were a snack you would be a fruit. Good and healthy, if you can get it intact at snack time the fruit is a perfect snack, almost as much as your week.

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Virgo
If you were a snack you would be a cookie. Simple and honestly... nothing special, if your week is like your snack you don't have to worry because it will simply be a week like many others.

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Libra
If you were a snack you would be a piece of pizza. There are 2 options: either it was supposed to be your lunch or you have a lot of leftover pizza that you now also eat for breakfast. Get ready because you'll be eating pizza at every meal this week.

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Scorpio
If you were a snack you would be a protein bar. Somehow you tolerate the obscene taste by convincing yourself that this bar will give you the energy you need, but spoiler: if you don't sleep enough this week the bars won't do anything for you.

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Sagittarius
If you were a snack you would be a sandwich with Nutella. Literally the best snack you could wish for, every time you eat it you feel better and it's also thanks to him that everything will go great this week.

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Capricorn
If you were a snack you would be a yogurt. Yogurt is another classic snack but be careful because this week in the fridge you will only find the flavor of yogurt that you really hate and therefore leave for last.

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Aquarius
If you were a snack you would be toast. With jam they are truly the best but be careful because this week you will drop one and there will be a 100% chance that it will fall in the direction of the jam.

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Pisces
If you were a snack you would be a pack of crackers. It's still not clear why you persist in carrying them around knowing that they will crumble instantly but at least this week your persistence will be rewarded and you will finally be able to eat a whole one.

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