Horroscope

Horroscope: who would you be at Sanremo?
Published by Carly on 2024-02-05 in Pop
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ARIES
If you were at Sanremo you would be a manager. Your goal is to make sure that everything runs smoothly as it should but, I'm sorry to tell you this, this week no one will respect your plans and you'll have to improvise.

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TAURUS
If you were at Sanremo you would be a co-host. After Amadeus they are the people who are seen on stage the longest to present the singers, this week like them you will have your moment of glory... but contained.

This week's rating: 💐💐💐

GEMINI
If you were at Sanremo you would be a journalist. Every day a journalist at Sanremo risks his life among the sharks of the press room, but don't be afraid, this week you will be the strongest shark of all!

This week's rating: 💐💐💐💐💐

CANCER
If you were at Sanremo you would be a bodyguard. Every day you fight with dozens of fans and photographers to make sure no one enters the Ariston but at least this week you will have an excuse to glare at people.

This week's rating: 💐💐💐
LEO
If you were at Sanremo you would be the stairwell attendant. As much fun as it is for you to see guests and singers slipping down the stairs over the course of the festival, this week you could be the one slipping down the stairs in front of the whole school.

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VIRGO
If you were at Sanremo you would be a competing singer. Their main task isn't to win the festival or to make themselves known either, their goal is to make your fans' Fantamici earn as many points as possible and this week your team will win.

This week's rating: 💐💐💐💐💐

LIBRA
If you were at Sanremo you would be a cameraman. The hardest part of this job is staying awake until the end of the festival and this week not only will you fall asleep before the end but you will still somehow only sleep 1 hour a night.

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SCORPIO
If you were in Sanremo you would be a street artist. Not only at the Ariston you sing in Sanremo but also on the streets and this week someone will notice your talent and offer to help you.

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SAGITTARIUS
If you were at Sanremo you would be a special guest. Often they have nothing to do with music and it's not clear why they are there, but this week you will be the one who feels a little out of place.

This week's rating: 💐💐

CAPRICORN
If you were at Sanremo you would be Amadeus. The real star of the Festival, the one who gives us lots of memes that we then spam with our friends and this week it will be one of your memes that will go viral.

This week's rating: 💐💐💐💐💐

AQUARIUS
If you were at Sanremo you would be an imitator. Sanremo wouldn't be Sanremo if the streets weren't filled with imitators and impersonators of any public figure and who knows, maybe this week you too will be mistaken for someone famous.

This week's rating: 💐💐💐💐

PISCES
If you were at Sanremo you would be a guest on the ship. True, they perform in the evening, but otherwise they get a nice free cruise vacation, just what you'll need at the end of this week.

This week's rating: 💐💐💐
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