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Horrorscope: what last minute gift would you be?
Published by Carly on 2023-12-18 in Pop
ARIES
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a pen. You randomly fished it out of the pen holder hoping it worked but something tells me the chances are pretty low.

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TAURUS
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a recycled gift. You know that centerpiece that has been passed from hand to hand for decades, this year it will be your turn to give it away.

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GEMINI
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a gift prepared long ago. You understood correctly, you NEVER give last-minute gifts, you got the last gift on August 15th and that's why your gifts are always super strategic.

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CANCER
If you were a last minute gift you'd be money. Even if you never say no to money, there is nothing in this world that screams "I forgot about your gift" more than a dozen euros attached to a ticket (don't worry, grandma, you're excused).

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LEO
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a box of chocolates. They may have been bought at the last minute but they always make a good impression and if someone tells you something about it you can always say that you got them late so they don't melt!

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VIRGO
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a drawing. This also takes time and if you put your heart into it it also makes an impression, but the problem is that everyone will know that you didn't spend any money on this gift.

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LIBRA
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a book. A book is at the same time one of the most basic and most beautiful gifts you can give a person, the mastery lies in choosing the right genre for the person you give it to.

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SCORPIO
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a travel gift box. To go from being in a crisis because you don't know what gift to give to putting the recipient in a crisis because they don't know where to go requires skills, and you, dear Scorpio, have them all!

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SAGITTARIUS
If you were a last minute gift you'd be "the surprise". Not only did you forget that you had to give a gift but you even forgot to come up with a plausible excuse. "The surprise" is a slightly embarrassing way of admitting that you forgot in order to gain a couple of days that will become eternity.

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CAPRICORN
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a video game. In your way this gift is worth more than a thousand others because sacrificing a game is worth a thousand words.

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AQUARIUS
If you were a last minute gift you'd be anything with super fast delivery. It doesn't matter what gift it is, the important thing is that it arrives on time and that's why you filter your searches based on the arrival date.

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PISCES
If you were a last minute gift you'd be a box of soaps. In itself it wouldn't be bad, but everything changes if the person receiving it interprets it as a mild invitation to take a shower every now and then.

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