Horrorscope

Horrorscope: what rodent would you be?
Published by Carly on 2023-11-28 in Pop
ARIES
If you were a rodent you'd be a Capybara. You are the rodent of the moment and the embodiment of a big mood. This week will be super chill just like you!

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TAURUS
If you were a rodent you'd be a groundhog. With your whistles you are able to draw all the attention to yourself and this week you'll be right in the spotlight!

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GEMINI
If you were a rodent you'd be a squirrel. Super cute and cuddly, you are loved by everyone, but, like Scrat in Ice Age, this week you'll only cause trouble!

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CANCER
If you were a rodent you'd be a rat. You are not an animal considered cute and this week will be worthy of this definition.

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LEO
If you were a rodent you'd be a hamster. Everyone in life has had one who has had the worst adventures so if I were you I'd be careful this week.

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VIRGO
If you were a rodent you'd be a beaver. You are a great builder and often lend a hand even when you shouldn't, but you'll see that in the end your efforts will be appreciated!

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LIBRA
If you were a rodent you'd be a guinea pig. Your quiff is of the latest fashion and this week your hairstyle will be the coolest of them all!

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SCORPIO
If you were a rodent you'd be a prairie dog. You are always part of a pack but what happens when you're left alone for a week? Well, you're about to find out...

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SAGITTARIUS
If you were a rodent you'd be a vole. You are a greedy little rodent who empties the pantry every time and this week you'll discover your new favorite food.

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CAPRICORN
If you were a rodent you'd be a mouse. In our collective consciousness you go from being a little mouse to a terrifying monster and your week will also be full of ups and downs.

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AQUARIUS
If you were a rodent you'd be a nutria. Up close, the 2 incisors that cover half your face particularly stand out, but be careful because it looks like you have something stuck between your teeth!

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PISCES
If you were a rodent you'd be a porcupine. With those spikes you always scare everyone but this week you'll find someone who will go beyond your appearance.

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